GOODNIGHT, AMERICA #2

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This Week's

Markets šŸ“ˆ

  • Fed Chair Jerome Powell acknowledged the tariffs are ā€œlarger than expected,ā€ adding there’s ā€œa lot of uncertaintyā€ around their impact. He offered no timeline for potential Fed action.

  • Klarna, StubHub, Medline, Chime, and Hinge Health have paused IPO plans as Trump’s tariff proposals fuel market volatility. Valuation concerns and weak investor sentiment are driving the delays.

  • Investors rushed into Treasuries as markets reeled from Trump’s new tariffs: the 10-year yield dropped to 3.9%, near its lowest since October, and stocks logged their worst stretch since the pandemic.

Geopolitics šŸŒ

  • DOGE has canceled or modified $1.16B in Deloitte contracts since Trump’s second term began. Musk’s advisory group says they saved $371.8M in taxpayer funds; the largest canceled deal was $51M for IT work at HHS.

  • GPT-4.5 passed the Turing test, fooling humans 73% of the time—more often than humans fooled each other—per a study from UC San Diego.

  • China rejected a proposed TikTok sale to U.S. buyers following the announcement of new U.S. tariffs. Talks are reportedly on hold.

Business šŸ‘”

  • Wisconsin’s Supreme Court race saw $100M in spending—double the 2023 record—driven by billionaire donations from Elon Musk, George Soros, and others.

  • Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours in Senate protest, breaking the record for longest speech—previously held by Democrat Strom Thurmond, who in 1957 spoke against the Civil Rights Act.

  • California Governor Gavin Newsom is urging trade partners to exclude California-made goods from retaliatory tariffs. California, the world’s 5th largest economy, does over $675B in trade.

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